Pants on the ground only the begginning

They wear their hats bills to the rear so they wont be blinded by the Sun when they finaly pull their head out of their ass. They wear their caps sidways to insure the wax in their ears wont be melted by the sun. The wear their pants below their knees so that they can get the smutt out of their butt. Folks, if this does not prove that we are witnessing pure stupidty and total ignorance I don't know what the hell would! The Messenger